President Biden removes Trump's mysterious red button from the Oval Office

After all that Diet Coke and bronzer, I’d think he tastes awful. Gator would probably spit him back out, but not before a couple of effective bites.

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There’s evidence that Diet Coke/Pepsi is worse for people than regular. Something about fooling the metabolism into thinking there is a massive bolus of sugar, but then there isn’t, and what that does to the insulin/glucagon cycle. It’s more of a shock to the system than just drinking the sugar water in the first place.

Yep; people who drink diet sodas are 34% more likely to develop metabolic syndromes than people who drink regular sodas. Though none is healthier still.

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It’s been dug into years ago.

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Dougal

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Go on, go on, go on…

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“Twice impeached, imprisoned, single-term, three-times-divorced citizen denied all rights and privileges normally available to ex-Presidents.”

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What oddly mixed messaging.

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I wonder whether it is hinting at it being used as a laxative. After all, marinating your intestines in caffeine tends to get your enteric nervous system (the one that controls GI tract) humming.

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