President-Elect Trump reportedly denied John Bolton a cabinet position because he didn't like his moustache

His appearance is a secondary cause. Christie was strung along then dropped as part of a Kushner family grudge against Christie, who once prosecuted Ivanka’s father-in-law Charles Kushner for campaign finance hijinks. Trump loves vengeance, and was quite happy to help his son-in-law get his.

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TBH, that is a humongous stache.

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Alas, this poor fellow was also turned down for a position as Secretary of Trees

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I am interested in how the Trump era will affect men’s facial hair styles. I shaved my goatee 'stache combo off after seeing almost every angry acting out Trump supporter on TV sporting the obligatory goatee and mustache. I want nothing to do with that part of their uniform.

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That is a very pretty man.

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The guy in the picture in the wiki article was the Italian chief air marshal during WWII. I’d still rather look like him than like a Trump fanboy.

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God made man, but he used the monkey to do it

Official curriculum

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Lincoln was one of the better presidents, So the cat in in the hat should be one too.

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Lincoln was a great POTUS due in part to his awesome chin curtain.

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In software development (and probably elsewhere) this is called bike-shedding. Trump wouldn’t know the first fucking thing about picking a cabinet, but he can judge people on their looks, so that’s what he’s going to do.

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If Trump picked his cabinet using something like a Ninja Warrior or a Wipeout course, that’d be something I could at least understand. As it is, his current picks just seem to be the ones who can do the most damage more than anything else.

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He’s creating a made-for-TV government.

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Old white men with humongous mustaches just can’t get a break!

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I love when parents (moms in particular) obsessed with their own attractiveness have ugly kids. If that makes me a bad person, so be it. I cant stand appearance based superficiality.

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'cause Wilford beat him to it!

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It probably has nothing to do with John “PNAC” Bolton being a bloodthirsty neocon.

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You’re joking, but you’re probably absolutely correct

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Probably denied because Bolton’s 'stache looks too much like Trump’s 'do.

Bolton is out because Trump won’t choose anyone who doesn’t have a halfway decent chance at being named Miss Congeniality.