It certainly is quite the soup strainer.
What I don’t understand is why doesn’t he just get a hair transplant instead of that terrible comb over? Besides how can I vote for a man who is so insecure about his hair?
Very rare that I look at a picture of facial hair and have the word, “protuberance” glow white in my mind.
Or the words “Cow Catcher”
John Barron is still in for Press Secretary though, right?
Perhaps Howard Stern for Press Sec but who the hell knows…
That one makes a little too much sense to happen. Howard Stern actually has experience and credentials for public speaking. The typical Trumpish pick for Press Secretary would be someone like Teller of Penn & Teller. Or Harpo Marx. Or maybe Hodor.
I know it’s an uphill battle but I will continue my lobbying efforts to get sideburns renamed “earbrows”.
A like for Ozzy And Millie.
Well… I need some brain bleach now.
I think he already has had some kind of scalp surgery (maybe a scalp reduction, not a transplant?) - the pain inspired that rape Ivana testified about.
I think there’s a great long essay to be written about Trump’s hair. It could tell us so much, if it could only speak.
I have the feeling it that narrative would just be one long horrifying incoherent scream.
It’s already been written!
(and oddly, still up at Gawker…)
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