Presidential spiritual adviser Paula White leads fervent and creepy prayer service in an effort to secure Trump election win

The wall doesn’t do nothing to stop them…

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https://twitter.com/chrisan51147433/status/1324184643730591749

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Precisely the problem with chain migration. You let in one Paula White and as soon as your back is turned she’s bringing in an army of shithole angels, claiming they’re her spiritual family members.

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Caravans of angels, and they’re not sending their best.

It’d sound better with a band behind her, and better lyrics, and someone else doing the vocals.

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The Devil has all the best tunes.

Boom ba-doh, ba-doo ba-doodle-ay (sh-boom)

Boom shaka-laka-laka
Boom shaka-laka-laka

Who put the bomp in the bomp bah bomp bah bomp
Who put the ram in the rama lama ding dong
Who put the bop in the bop shoo bop shoo bop
Who put the dip in the dip da dip da dip

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Ask and ye shall recieve

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Get the straight jacket. Put it on her, buckle it up tight.

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Yeah, but can you attach a giant double headed dildo to her hand?

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While generally in favor of chainmail skirts, this one seems excessive…and more of a hindrance than an asset except when repelling foes from a very small elevated position. Maybe this one has, like, an optional extension you can let down or zip on when defending said small elevated position? While the rest of the time it allows for walking, running, jumping, and other melee-type movement?

Can’t decide if I’m thinking about this too much or almost enough to have a breakthrough insight into chainmail evening wear.

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Wonderful extra weirdness with the bloke walking behind her, reading a newspaper and with what looks like his raincoat on his arm. Also those blue buckets on the stage. Yep that’s some leak they’ve got there.

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“You know how to solve the economic crisis? Tax the churches. Tax the churches and all the businesses that they own and tax them all the way back to their inception. They should pay their fair share of what it costs to run the country. You tax the churches you won’t have to take the food off the dish of the school lunches. There’s plenty of money there. They’re making plenty of money. Tax them. Nobody in government is going to stand up and say that. It’s the most common sense solution to the economic problem. There’s plenty of money owed by those organizations who claim to be religious and who are actually in the real estate business.” - Frank Zappa

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Worst. Patti Smith.Cover.Ever.

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And my assumption about how she would see herself explicitly takes into account that she has no clue about chainmail skirts.

I would guess it’s the former. Versace already beat you to it:

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“Total donated to COVID-19 assistance $0.00”

She’s not praying for trump.

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Kid sacrifice. FTFY

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What sect is this again?

Also, I love the guy pacing back and forth like he’s trying to read up and memorize his lines.

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Just like certain ‘non-profits’ like NRA - you tax the churches and most will be gone in a year. So - great idea!

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be careful what you ask for , eh ?? rule of 3 and all and such ?

Is this… what passes for preaching these days? Repeating yourself until you think of your next speaking point?

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