Presidential spiritual adviser Paula White leads fervent and creepy prayer service in an effort to secure Trump election win

hmmm seems the link’s not working … forwarded to @boingboing

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Well put. Your observation gave me the heartiest laugh I’ve had in quite a while.

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So what will the Heavenly Host be doing here, interfering in a fair & free election?
That’s bad, isn’t it, Donald?
Donald? Donnie? Ohhhh, it’s not bad if it profits YOU! Gotcha.

Drag him out of the WH by the hair.

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I grew up in the bay area and for like 2 decades you couldn’t turn on the radio or go somewhere with music playing without hearing (Steve Perry era) Journey. I mean, she wasn’t married to that hack then, but… maybe the latter anyway, to answer your question.

You know, Paula, if angelic reinforcement are coming to America, whose side are they on? The guy who routinely violates at least four of the Ten Commandments?

  • thou shalt not commit adultery – well documented
  • thou shalt not steal – his breaches of contracts because he claimed the workers didn’t do a good job count IMO
  • thou shalt not bear false witness against thy neighbor
  • thou shalt not covet – especially thy neighbor’s wife, since Jared is his neighbor

Your side should probably be scared of angels coming to weigh in on the election. Though maybe “Donald Trump can ignore these, he’s good” was on the tablet with Commandments 11 through 15.

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There’s more.

Thou shalt have no other gods before me - Can you imagine Trump putting anyone before himself, even if they are a supreme being?
Remember the sabbath day, to keep it holy - How many times has Trump played golf on the Sabbath?

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Oh man, I first misread that as “self-flagellation and goat service” and had to say to myself “Well, that’s one hell of a Church!”…

Oh! Sacrifice! Yeah, that’s more traditional (but probably a lot less pleasant for the goat).

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In order for her voodoo to be effective, she must be in direct contact with the subject:

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https://twitter.com/i/status/1324408877635538947

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It works for Trump.

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No, it didn’t!

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Her syncopation reversed the polarity. So instead of letting Trump take his final form it sent him back to the abyss from which he crawled.

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I, on the other hand, think of baking products when I see the name.

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I guess all those African and South American angels said “Nope!”

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