Preteens robbers throw dummy through window


#1

Originally published at: http://boingboing.net/2016/07/20/preteens-robbers-throw-dummy-t.html


#2

huh? because Resusci Annie dolls are easier to find than cinder blocks?


#3

The must have confused him with the Crash Test Dummies.


#4

10? TEN? Christ my kid is 10. I couldn’t imagine my kid doing that…


#5

Was the TEAGOP ie. dummy person harmed?


#6

Man, the bar for supervillains sure has fallen.


#7


#8

Q: What do you call a person with no arms and no legs who gets left behind at the scene of a robbery?
A: Patsy.


#9


#10

Those CPR dummies cost a fortune. Could’ve made more by selling it.


#11

“If you ever fall off the Sears Tower,
just go real limp, because maybe
you’ll look like a dummy and people
will try to catch you because, hey, free dummy.”


#12

The street finds its own use for things…


#13

Came looking for this, leaving satisfied.


#14

You can’t leave a cinderblock to take the fall for you.


#15

I could imagine me and my best friend at the time doing that when we were ten. But he was a psychopath, so he liked generally participating in all manner of anarchy, as long as there was money to be had.


#16

Sell it? That thing was pinched for sure – even preteens know about the Dummy’s Curse…


#17

Oh. the dirty capitalist sort of anarchy. No fun. :wink:


#18

Capitalism is far too organized for him to participate.


#19

I was speaking more towards motivation.


#20

If $$$ was involved, it’s not real anarchy!