Pro Wrestling shows are 'essential business' in coronavirus pandemic, Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis orders

Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2020/04/14/wrestling-an-essential-servi.html

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They’ll need refreshments…

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“My disappointment is immeasurable, and my day is ruined…”

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Dafuq!?!?

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We are doomed. Possibly, deservedly doomed. But doomed nonetheless.

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As a Floridian, I’d like to see Gov. DeSantis participating in a WWE event. Now that would be essential.

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They are completely beyond satire. If this was an Onion story it would be a little too far out of touch with reality to be funny.

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OK, you got what you wanted.
You got your moment.
What are you going to do with it?

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Yeah, if only we could have content delivered to us by that newfangled “cable” idea, or that computery interconnection thingie the military keeps promising.

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It would be scripted so that he would come out of it unharmed.

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I’d love to see a Gov. DeSantis commissioned pie chart of essential Florida business.

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Florida man gonna florida. (“Florida” absolutely needs to be a verb, now.)

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Catalan has ya covered…

https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/florida#Verb

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“to become mouldy/moldy”

Well, it’s almost, metaphorically, the right meaning…

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It’s unfair because the people hurt are disproportionately going to be people who just happen to know or be relatives of professional “wrestling” fans. Still, as good a moment as any to stop including those people in your lives.

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This is absolutely the craziest fucking thing I may have ever seen

checks article 2 newer- Trump defunding WHO in middle of pandemic to deflect blame

Well…damn. Trumped by Trump.

Still, this is, on a scale of 1 to potato stupid, this is potatoes nuts

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