Originally published at: Proud Boy convicted in Jan 6 riot "disappears" while awaiting sentencing | Boing Boing
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The good thing is that when he’s found I can guarantee you he won’t just be getting 14 years!
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Check his backyard?
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Well, sure. They often worked closely together.
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Li’l Trumpy the Rancid Clown™ is famed for his loyalty to his followers, as well as his generosity. So I expect this Proud Boy can be found in a luxury suite at Mar A Lago that Trumpy has kindly comped him as a show of gratitude.
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More likely he is hiding in a box stacked in a bathroom
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i’m sure he’s a Very Fine Person, though.
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I see 2 possibilities.
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He’s gone off to someplace to hide and spend the rest of his life looking over his shoulder. Ideally he lives this life of fear for awhile and then gets caught.
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He’s gone off someplace to plot an attack of some kind. Given the history and the current situation, I really hope that law enforcement are taking this possibility extremely seriously.
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He was let go. Proof he was an FBI plant the whole time!! /s
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Maybe if they convince him he could pardon himself if he’s a member of Congress, then wait for him to declare and nab him at his press conference.
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Where would you normally find his kind? Anyone bothered to check there? 
Schrödinger’s rioter: immune to federal law because he’s a sovereign citizen, while simultaneously being guilty as an Antifa agent.
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A few more of these guys on the run and it could turn into a bit of a former Yugoslavia kind of situation. Each little mountain town with a handful of war criminals on the lam. A reminder to both friend and foe that the conflict could flare up again at any moment.
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#3: He will do something very stupid. Soon. And get arrested for it.
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One hopes.
Also:
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Hopefully his, shall we say, unique skull shape will make him easier to spot. Even with his ubiquitous-among-traitors goatee helping him blend in.
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