Puppy shoots Florida man

Or, for that matter, puppies with guns. (After all, it simply turned its would-be attacker’s gun on himself.) So I guess it’s not really a good NRA talking point…

Thought, a cyborg-like creature with integrated guns…

…maybe the military could finance the research…

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Was it something like this?

K-9000 at www.imdb.com

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This looks like a regular pooch with some invisible implants, mostly dog with bits of machine. I thought more along the lines of a dog version of a Cyberman, with attached gun platform(s), mostly machine with bits of dog.

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Ever read Snowcrash? The Rat Things are what you are looking for.

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No guns, but something like this?

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Here’s hoping he can do some sharpshooting without guns to aid the local Buddhist Machine Rage charity. Also, thought I had to have given birth to be Canon bitchy. That or…yes, birthing and lupine-protective.

Florida .38 versus pup
exit wound a gator dissuader
disqualifies pups as native cuisine
stop feeding them gulls

How about something like this?

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I don’t know about Pepsicola Pensacola, but I’ve known some folks in the more rural areas of Missouri who consider spaying/neutering their pets to be an unnecessary expense, when they can just find ways to dispose on unwanted litters after they are born.

Makes be thankful to be born and bred in the big city.

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