Comey walks in the door to the apartment, and puts down his briefcase; cue applause. Camera shifts to Snowden, who is sitting on the couch, typing on a laptop, with a tented blanket covering his head and the computer; cue applause
Comey: “I can’t find my phone, have you seen it anywhere?”
Snowden: “it’s in the freezer”.
Comey opens the freezer and takes out his phone, but drops it because it’s too cold.
Comey: “Eeeeeedddd!” (Cue laugh-track).
Comey walks to the kitchen table and shuffles some things around.
Comey: “Ed have you seen the secret tapes I made of trump asking me to stop the investigation of Mike Flynn?”
No response from Snowden who continues typing.
Comey picks up a copy of the Guardian from the kitchen table, soft laugh track plays.
Comey: “Ed was Glenn Greenwald here?”
Snowden suddenly stops typing, and there is a long pause.
Comey: (shouting) “EEEEEEDDDDD!!!” (cue laugh track).
