I’m all for rehabilitating and even punishing this dumbfuck, but I worry he’ll only become more entrenched by sharing minds for years with others of similar criminal/social classification.
And serious amounts of therapy. At the moment he is a danger to himself and the rest of America.
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Yea, didn’t his mother ask for him to be released because he’s a vegetarian and they don’t serve serve vegetarian meals in jail? Talk about a snowflake!!
“Mommy, the guard’s are mean to me in jail!”
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Wait until he’s released into general population; the guards aren’t going to be his biggest problem.
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Organic food only, not sure about vegetarian or not:
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That particular book is alluded to in the the phrase “their struggles”.
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Too bad the ones who really called the shots are still relatively untouchable.
And continue to make the laws of our country.
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Too bad they probably won’t serve him “organic” nutra-loaf.
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Perhaps they’ll give him Huel, as seen in a subreddit near you.
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Throw in some alcohol, and I’d take it…
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You just know your life has gone off the rails when you’re photographed shaking hands with Rudy Giuliani and everyone assumes he’s the smartest person in the picture.
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Worked for the traitor* Ollie North!
*My opinion, of course. Don’t want anyone suing me.
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Dont get me wrong – I love this – but why does he get so many more years than the “blonde” and “white” woman real estate agent, who only got 60 days. Is it because he brought a spear inside? (IIRC, he didnt use the spear.) I just really wanted more time for the realtor.
I dunno… Eastman might be prosecuted…
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Four years may seem like a lot, but this is a man who absolutely would have killed people if he had gotten there just a few minutes earlier. Members of Congress escaped in the nick of time. We all know what he was there to do.
Ryan, the Realtor
VIOLATIONS:
: 18 U.S.C. § 1752(a)(1)
: (Entering and Remaining in a Restricted
: Building)
: 18 U.S.C. § 1752(a)(2)
: (Disorderly and Disruptive Conduct in a
: Restricted Building)
: 40 U.S.C. § 5104(e)(2)(D)
: (Violent Entry and Disorderly Conduct in : a Capitol Building)
: 40 U.S.C. § 5104(e)(2)(G)
: (Parading, Demonstrating, or Picketing in : a Capitol Building)
Chansley, the spear carrier
VIOLATIONS:
18 U.S.C. § 231(a)(3)
(Civil Disorder)
18 U.S.C. § 1512{c)(2)
{Obstruction of an Official Proceeding)
18 U.S.C. § l 752(a)(l)
(Entering and Remaining in a Restricted Building)
18 U.S.C. § 1752(a)(2)
(Disorderly and Disruptive Conduct in a Restricted Building)
40 U.S.C. § 5104(e){2){A)
(Violent Entry and Disorderly Conduct in a Capitol Building)
40 U.S.C. § 5104(e)(2)(G)
(Parading, Demonstrating, or Picketing in a Capitol Building)
Those additional charges are really serious, and obstruction is punishable by twenty years.
Chansley’s crimes are described here and Ryan’s crimes are described here
Maybe entering the Senate chamber triggers the obstruction charge.
https://www.justice.gov/usao-dc/capitol-breach-cases
Jason Dolan was offered 5–6.5 years in prison fro Conspiracy and Obstructtion of an Official Proceeding, https://www.justice.gov/usao-dc/case-multi-defendant/file/1433071/download
I think the juiciest document is still the fifth superceding indictment against the oathkeeprs
https://www.justice.gov/usao-dc/press-release/file/1422696/download
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For being part of a violent mob trying to lynch elected officials and overthrow the democratic process? Not really.
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Wasn’t his legal team trying to claim he’s autistic and that had something to do with it? Everyone who’s lawyers pull that shit needs to get extra jail time.
-An autistic person who’s managed to stay out of jail for 39 years now.
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He’s got clever lawyers and has already received a surprising level of special treatment for his “sham man” religious “practices”.
Got his Mommy watching over him also I believe. Maybe time he grows up. Cosplay is fun but he needs to learn there’s a real world too.
I don’t recall anything mentioning him earning a living. Does he even have a skill set he can get through life with?
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