They’re being hunted.
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Is it just me, or does it look like a furry sextoy?
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What the actual ripe red fuck. That thing hunts the mice of the Uncanny Valley and absorbs them through its pelt.
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Let’s not project, now.
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I recall reading somewhere that dogs prefer slightly putrefied meat.
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It’s important, because the fleeb has all the fleeb juice.
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These are a great idea for the prison system, to teach empathy towards others.
[my apologies I’m drinking, again]
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Hmm, guess they’re not always reliable
-Sincerely,
The Donner Party
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They give a little too much love, sometimes, especially when they decide to be nice to each other and share your lap.
(I’ve just about given up on getting much serious work done at home.)
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Too soon.
(Dajum son, he was a hotty in that movie)
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How about a pet rock, once your sick of it you can bash your own skull in with it, or maybe throw it at police officers/other violent thugs for some good-ole anti-healing.
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yeah, i have many many pictures of my cat jumping on my partner’s shoulder and just sitting there for 5minutes… like he was riding a roomba.
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i like how this thread immediately descended to the depths of dog v. cat.
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Please tell me what you are having. It sounds like a lot of fun
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Eww - a roomba couldn’t catch my cat on it’s best day, let alone mate. Mine is too anemic to even clean the floor, and keeps getting stuck under the bed…
Uh-oh 
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I’m just busy being thankful that it doesn’t (yet) have Alexa integration.
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