"Quasi-neoreactionary libertarian" candidate for congress admits pedophilia

Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2018/06/01/quasi-neoreactionary-liberta.html

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Isn’t “neoreactionary” an oxymoron itself?

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I am sure he’s a fine person who will soon land a job running the Administration for Children and Families for Trump.

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No more or less than the idea of “conservative thought.”

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None of this will matter to the base.

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But I was assured that there were good people on both sides.

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As well as advocating rape and incest and believing that women should be the property of their male relatives, Larson is a white supremacist.

According to Larson’s campaign manifesto, his platform as a “quasi-neoreactionary libertarian” candidate includes protecting gun ownership rights, establishing free trade and protecting “benevolent white supremacy,” as well as legalizing incestuous marriage and child pornography.

Presumably he doesn’t worry about what repeated inbreeding will do to the genetic health of the white race.

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In his defense, he won’t vote to raise your taxes.

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I just love when Republicans decide they’re smarter than their advisors. He did have advisors, right?

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Aw man! He had my vote right up until his proud endorsement of baby rape.

His quotes are something else [hidden, because they’re super gross]

Actual, really gross things he said

“Why doesn’t every pedo just focus on making money so they can get a pedo-wife and then either impregnate her with some fucktoys or adopt some fucktoys?
"Don’t forget: feminism is the problem, and rape is the solution.”

And let’s not overlook one of his magnum opuses (which specifically refers to his three-year-old daughter as who he wants to kidnap/rape):
The Justifiability of an Incel’s Kidnapping a Girl and Keeping Her as His Rape-Slave for Sex and Babymaking

But Mr Larson, won’t this hurt your candidacy?
“People are open-minded.”
He actually states that he thinks people will vote for him simply because they hate Democrats so much they’ll overlook his pedo-rape and Hitler love.

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I looked up “suiped”, in case anyone else was morbidly curious. The website is apparently advocating for pedophiles to be allowed to kill themselves (since libertarians need permission for that). Althoooough… [strokes chin]… I guess the forums would also be a pretty good place to arrange kiddie-porn swaps, even if you had no specific plans to kill yourself afterwards.

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What a horrible person. No sane individual would be proud of his / her pedophilia. I believe I’m more worried about a society that creates such monsters than ever before.

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He’s an independent, not a Republican.

If he had advisors, they would probably employ someone to build the campaign website and it would not be hosted on the same server as his paedophile and incel forums.

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TBF, he could have probably gotten the nod if he wasn’t against the war on drugs.

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Maybe I’m being naive here, but I don’t think he really intends to win. That manifesto of his is either some kind of half-assed Yes Men-style joke, or he’s been huffing glue.

Read some of it. He says we should cede New Jersey to be the new Jewish State instead of Israel, that you should be able to walk into a gun show and walk out with a .50cal heavy machine gun within ten minutes, and the problem with marriage today is that “husbands lack the power to use their ‘pimp hand’ to put her in her place.”

I think he’s trolling, but I can’t figure out if he’s trolling the left or the right.

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The far right is so stuck in trolling and sarcasm, I think they’re finally reached this point. That’s good. They’re flailing.
simpsons

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I think we’ve been burned enough at this point by assuming they’re “just trolling” that we can’t really do that anymore.

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I think the dude would be really, REALLY popular. In prison.

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He is an independent candidate. His base is all probably pedophiles.

To the credit of the Republican Party, somehow this fool wasn’t on their ticket. We can be grateful for the little things in life.

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