Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2020/12/04/queen-down-to-last-corgi.html
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And when that last corgi falls to my blade, I shall take the thrown.
What happened? I just blacked out.
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From the wikipedia page: “In March 1991, the Queen was bitten after trying to break up a fight between ten or so of her corgis. She had to have three stitches to her left hand.”
I kind of of think “ten or so” corgis is too many, even for a queen. And it seems to run in the family: “And in 1989, the Queen Mother’s dog, Ranger, led a pack of corgis that attacked and killed the Queen’s beloved dorgi, Chipper”
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The woman does NOT want Charles to be king. She’ll outlive all her pets.
The world will end and the Queen will be the only one left standing.
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Among the less wealthy and renowned, we call that number of animals hoarding and sic animal welfare agents on the person. Of course I suspect the crown corgis aren’t tied to cinder blocks and sheltering in old refrigerators behind the trailer.
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I think this is very endearing, not wanting to make her dogs sad.
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can’t remember the rest of the song, but bet it rhymes with corgi.
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The Queen, Betty White, Keith Richards, and possibly a few others will come together to fight for The Prize. [When I searched Google for “Keith Richards”, one of the question “People also ask” was “How is Keith Richards still alive?” 
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Canine sacrifice?
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Is there a site up yet? Something along the lines of, “The Queen’s Corgi Watch”?
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Preparing the ground to plead temporary insanity? Nice!
Maybe she kept a bunch so that, all huddled together, they would act as a floofy cushion she could drop into if she ever keeled over.
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Can they abolish the monarchy except for the Corgi and let the Corgi have a ceremonial/mascot role in Parliament?
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“Will Candy outlive Prince Philip? Share your thoughts in the comments!”
I think that comment is in bad taste.
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Yeah, who bets on a dog dying…
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I was always led to understand that the humble cockroach would be the only survivor in a post-apocalyptic scenario. Wait, don’t tell me, our majesty is made of…
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She should get a few more - they’ll have each other when she goes. And they’re going to have a home regardless. Someone will take them in. And someone in her 90’s would likely enjoy their company especially at this time of life and with today’s isolation.
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Or “Is Abe Vigoda Dead?” My favorite, then unfavorite, website.
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Somebody threw a dorgi on to a blade? What?
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You can access an additional, secret realm if you finish Ascension Island with exactly 100 seconds left on the clock while using the blue passport power-up. But it is forbidden
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