Is tomorrow okay?
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Are you talking to people in different time zones?
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Ain’t I talkin’ to folks who live <20 miles away?
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Isn’t this the bestest photo ever? Can you contain your jealousy @steampunkbanana?
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Who do you think you’re kidding?
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Isn’t that over here?
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What was your emoji?
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Doesn’t my dad live less than 10 miles from a time zone border, and doesn’t that mess us up on a semi-regular basis when we make dinner reservations?
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wasn’t it rather boring?
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Hot damn, was there car-smashin’?!
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Motorsport photography? Isn’t it hard to get a sense of motion and still get the focus right?
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Fucking family, amirite? “I uncovered all the truth about Sandy Hook! September 11th was a lie!”
Fuck off.
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@ldobe Burlington’s not your neck of the woods, is it? Bit north of you?
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It’s about ~50 miles north of my town. Pretty much straight up the I5 corridor.
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Is @daneel trying to trick you, asking questions that might have a straight answer???
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Care for a Donald?
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Isn’t my brother a rabid TWA800 conspiracy theorist? The thing is, after listening to him for a while, how can I be sure he’s wrong?
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Uber, but for families?
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Don’t I need more cousin’s? Doesn’t my wife have me out cousined by a factor of at least 20?
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Is she Ashkenazi or Amish? Or maybe from Malta, the Canary Islands, or a Polynesian nation/state? Isn’t it hard to find a more endogamous population that your own? Have you reminded her that virtually all of French Canada are your cousins, and a fair percentage of folks from Louisiana too?
And aren’t I worth at least 100 of her much-inferior cousins? 
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