Oh boy, is it ready to eat yet? Do I need to bring my own bowl?
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Doesn’t it already smell divine? And doesn’t the timer say 9 minutes to go?
Isn’t French vanilla ice cream an excellent topping? Won’t it be better to use a bowl than a plate if you want the ice cream melting on top? And aren’t I the consummate hostess, providing not only bowls but also both spoons and forks for your eating pleasure?
When are you getting here?
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I will genuflect for photos, but the real question is what wouldn’t I do to get a bite?
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Am I mean for posting this? Wouldn’t I love to provide smell-o-vision, to really tempt you?
Isn’t this a perfect example of a recipe that doesn’t present well but who cares because the taste is good?
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Could you see this being used as an example on the website of a Michelin-starred restaurant?
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It looks fucking amazing to me, and aren’t michelin stars supposed to be all about taste (I realize they’re not, but then again, can’t I dream?)? I would eat at a Michelin-starred restaurant that used that picture as an example… so why not?
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Amn’t I hopping in my teleporter right… now?
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Well, hell, is the damn thing broken again?
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Does the book have Rosalind Russell in it?
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I think not-- didn’t I print out the one from yesterday (PP, Pooh, and Piglet) for RatBoy the Younger to color?
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Are those the same wizened wisers that said “ye who smelt it verily dealt it”?
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They do say a lot of things, don’t they?
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Darn, isn’t that a very good idea? Does the Princess need a special her own topic?
Is there a little bit self-interest in that question? 
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Could you hear me exclaiming “Yes!” from there?
Maybe?
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RatBoy the Younger is a huge fan. Apparently in his version of reality, PP has magical powers, not the least of them being able to shrink and grow at will. He likes to sit here on my lap and see the photos of her in her little play sets, where she is usually giant. Then he sees a picture where she’s bigger than Piglet then another where she’s half the size of a squirrel. (“Rincess Big! Rincess Little!”)(“PR” sounds are still beyond him.) So she can resize herself, of course! It seems that she can fly, too. I’m not sure where that came from.
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Haven’t I succeeded so far? Didn’t I even have to go outside to feed the neighbor’s dog? Didn’t I also re-mount the curtain rods that somehow got torn out of the wall (Kittens or mother-in-law?) so that I didn’t have to worry about putting on a show for the neighbors if I walk around in my undies?
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(sigh) Thank you sir, may I have another? 
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What, your son colored those in already?
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