Don’t be fooled.
“Fuck off ranger, I’m gonna steal and eat an entire bag of potato chips and if you try and stop me my friends and I will gnaw your genitals off when you fall asleep”
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Not to mention that something like 85% of adult (and 95% of juvenile) raccoons are infested with Raccoon Roundworm. Which for them is an annoyance. If they get into humans (not too hard to do), they eat your brain. YOUR BRAIN.
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Exactly what I’ve been talking about; this is why we need ‘dash-cams’ in kayaks.
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Late-stage capitalism.
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oh god…i’m not going to look that up. i’m just going to believe you and never think of this again.
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That time when an, er, sitting president got attacked in a boat.
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Came here to see how many people are complaining that this isn’t a kayak 
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Hmmm, might explain a lot…
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Right on brother! It’s pet peeve of mine that everything that floats is called a kayak these days. Most are simply recreational watercraft.like sit-on-tops or fishing floats. How someone could mistake a paddle board for a kayak is beyond me. She’s clearly not in anything.
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Our raccoon had regular vet visits and treatment with compatible canine meds… (we had to get a Fur Farm license to make it legal at the time – no longer allowed)
http://www.2ndchance.info/baylisascaris-Bauer1994anthelmintics.pdf
Nevertheless, all tested anthelmintics provided the necessary 100% control of B. procyonis infections.
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Wow. Is that like getting a fishing license for a few bucks?
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Ranger’s thought bubble: “God, this is so freaking uncomfortable. Why won’t he wear some pants?”
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I was only ~5 when we got it, but I don’t think that it involved much paperwork or $$$. We received two metal signs that needed to be posted – for all I know, our house is probably still listed as a fur farm in WI.
Ah, here: currently only $50 fee, so back in the early 70’s probably next to nothin’.
Edit: looks like they have a separate “captive wild animal fur farm” license now (ours didn’t mention anything about that):
Still, not exorbitantly high $50 application/$25 annual for Class B (non revenue)
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Of course not. You have to get a deer license if you want a few bucks.
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sounds dirty…
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The authorities told me I had to get a license to keep blind ones on my property. I had no eye deer.
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Her expression is like 30% Holy Shit and 70% Is this really happening?
She defended her property well, we can’t let the wild animals see that we are easy marks, or soon bears will be heisting banks.
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My brother’s friend took one of the signs and put it in the window of his RV.
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At least the raccoon wasn’t in pajamas.
