Holy crap. Adult raccoons. When I first read this I thought you were talking about adult humans… 
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I know a few raccoon furries that probably would have done this if given a chance.
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You know more than one?? That can swim?
“Bitten by a rabbit, wow”. Best SNL laugh ever. I’ll see if I can find it
Christ, I totally forgot how stupid funny that bit was. Thanks for that.
I appreciate her bravery in this situation. This girl is a keeper!
Well, if Donald Trump would set a better example they wouldn’t feel so empowered as to attack women.
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You would’ve just broken the paddle and he would’ve been unfazed. Raccoons are tough little dudes.
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If I had to wager, I say the attempted heist happened in Costa Rica. Maybe right in Manuel Antonio park. The raccoons there are brazen thieves protected by park rules. They would attempt a grab a couple times an hour. We had to take turns guarding our backpacks. Tying packs down didn’t help. They would just unzip and grab. It got so routine, I even forgot to use a stick a couple times. Resorted to hard slapping a racoon while it’s working to unzip a pack. I got dirty looks of “Hey, I don’t bother you at work! Get lost!” until they’d give up (for 10 minutes) and run off.
Never lost anything but a baggy with ice. Lots of other people on the beach weren’t so lucky.
But karma is a bitch for raccoons. Monkeys would swoop in and steal from the raccoons. It never got old watching raccoons chasing a monkey with a sandwich down the beach.
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All things considered I think I can gladly give up UFO sightings in exchange for crazy animals doin’ stuff if that’s what the total saturation of society with cameras actually ends up capturing.
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