Random loot description generator

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Bonus: All items generated automatically get shipped by Meh to BoingBoing editors for review.


The future I want.


This is like the old Warehouse 23 site.

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That’s old school, I remember when it was all gold pieces and +1 widgets.

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You emerge from the gauntlet, drunk on a cocktail of victory and the blood of your fallen enemies. You are rewarded withβ€Œβ€Œβ€Œβ€Œβ€Œβ€Œβ€Œβ€Œ β€Œβ€Œa legendary knuckle axe.β€Œβ€Œβ€Œβ€Œβ€Œβ€Œβ€Œβ€Œβ€Œ "But at what cost?" you wonder to yourself, unsure if the bloodstains will ever truly wash off.


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So putting this on the iPad next to the Dicenomicon for next week’s game!

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