Real-life zookeepers love recreating Jurassic World’s raptor squad


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#2

Please, please, please let there be a zookeeper out there who works with aardvarks.


#3

Of course there are many, but I don’t see how aardvarks could beat chickens.


#4

I’m down for all prattkeeping (any English folk thoughts on that word?) except the ones with dolphins, orcas, elephants, or monkeys. Dance, monkey! DANCE!

Edited to repeat and thus favorite a comment from the Nerdist thread:

“I would do this with three Cassowary.
A) because I have a death wish B) because it would look fracking awesome C) because the Cassowary are considered living dinosaurs.”

#5

My day has been made. Nothing that happens today can be more glorious than this.


#6

Somehow, once you’ve completely given up on it, the Internet makes itself awesome all over again.


#7

Yeah, It seems like prattkeeping would be a more apt description for a bbs…


#8

The otters! The galapagos tortoises! The lemurs! Squee!


#9

True, but I was thinking more along these lines:

from The American Heritage® Dictionary of the English Language, 4th Edition n. Slang The buttocks.

from Wiktionary, Creative Commons Attribution/Share-Alike License
n. A cunning or mischievous trick; a piece of deceit; a fraudulent scheme.
n. A fool.
n. The female genitals.


#10

Like the many unlabeled image references that appear in the bbs and whoosh over my head, I was sure I was missing something with this one…

Isn’t “A fraudulent scheme, a fool, the female genitals” the name of a paperback spy novel from the 40s?


#11

As in “Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, Genitals”?


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Show me a non-Photoshopped one with three regular housecats and I will be impressed.
Each cat is it’s own Alpha.


#13

Haven’t the faintest, but if you hum a few bars…


#14

I was immediately reminded of “A man, a plan, a canal: Panama!”


#15

You’re more likely to see an image of one cat “prattkeeping” three humans.


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