We’ve been married for 38 years, the first year we lived in Detroit and had nothing but a baby.
I saved up and went to the local fix it shop and bought a very used but fixed up Hoover for our first Christmas. There were a couple other presents but the vacuum got me a kiss and a hug not a night on the couch.
My wife got me a couple tools this year and a nice Bose Bluetooth speaker for work.
My kid got me the best gift, a sparkly Jesus.
The explanation is here.
The vacuum was this exact model and yes, we both used it.