I heard that “chosen by god” line about w bush too.
Sounds to me like god picks turkeys every time.
Or that republicans will literally say and do anything to get votes from gullible religious people.
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Also, by the time he catches up to you he’s holding the pillow like he’s about to smother you with it.
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Yeah yeah… it was a report … that’s the ticket…
cue that snl guy
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Boy if that ain’t a mood killer! 
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This is Jordan. We do
What we like.
- Big Black
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Back in college we would go for long meandering walks at night. On one such walk we looked up at a house and were startled to see a silhouette in the window. We were sufficiently weirded out and ready to run when one of us said “wait, isn’t that James Dean?” Turns out the homeowner put a cardboard cutout of him in the window, peaking out between the curtains.
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Came for this comment.
Also came for Weeping Angels comments. Leaving a very satisfied Mutant.
Better than and ADT sign…
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Long time ago I had a third floor apartment with a big view window facing the street in a trendy area with lots of 20 & 30 somethings. A friend lent me a reclining female mannequin he had picked up at a store bankruptcy. I put her in a black negligee and put her on a bench in front of the window. From the street she looked like a lovely girl taking in the view. On more than one occasion I heard guys on the street below trying to chat her up. Sometimes I would reply in my decidedly male voice asking them to come on up. Only heard the sounds of shoes hitting the pavement.
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I know, I was there.
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*waits for idiot parents to turn pillow-hugging CEO into the next Momo.
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Well God did promise no more genocide using floods.
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“You can be the sound of a dog whistle; today, you must put on a tie so you can mingle with such luminaries as the man behind My Pillow.”
I can just see this guy standing in a room hugging his pillow and wondering if the person talking to him is actually the sound of a dog whistle, disguised.
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“There’s a deranged Bigfoot standing outside WITH A GUN!!! Or some kind of crossbow, I don’t know, but he has a whole lot of ammo across his chest like a Yeti Pancho Villa! Please send someone now!!”
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At least it didn’t get added to the list of things the police are afraid of.
(it could be on there already. It’s a long list.)
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Not if their god is a particularly bloodthirsty deity.
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Living while cardboard…
