Reporter sings Happy Birthday to German chancellor and no-one joins in


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#2

So this is like… the German Marilyn Monroe?


#3

This is not the German birthday song I learned in middle school German class!


#4

Awkward! This reminds me of that time G.W. Bush started rubbing Merkel’s shoulders and nobody else stepped up to start the orgy.


#5

No one else wanted to wade into the murky copyright and performance rights regulations surrounding Happy Birthday.


#6

I don’t know… Dubya never seemed like an orgy kind of guy… he seemed like a “treat everyone like one of the fellas” kind of guys. He far too often came off as a deer in headlights type to me, like he was just saying what he was told to say.

But the look of horror on her face is utterly priceless.

I wonder if it exists in gif form?

Edited to add: Also, when did you become a leader, dear leader! :wink:


#7

Well, not when nobody else seems to want a good time.

That’s just a warning to let people know that my posts contain unsafe amounts of deadly lead.


#8

Sure thing, dear leader! Stay away from school children, then. And pregnant women.


#9

…as she diplomatically says, “Ah yes mister Bush, zat feels marvellous, you can stop now.”


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