I know a family—nice people, I’ve been to their home many times—the father of whom is a gun enthusiast. One time he showed me his collection—and what, to me, looked like an arsenal—of semis, singles, shot, and handguns stored in an offsite shed.
Points for it being offsite, I suppose.
Still, I never understood why he owned so many. He lives in a somewhat secluded area, owns acres of land surrounding their home, all of this located in an already small town whose sole attraction is the square dancing place two miles down the road.
He is an outspoken Christian who believes in a Satan whose evil presence is an active force in worldly events. But really, that didn’t clear anything up for me. Last I checked, supernatural beings, should they exist, are widely assumed to be impervious to natural things like, say, bullets.
So—again—why does he have all these guns? To shoot anyone possessed by Satan? Would this include animals? Is a buck possessed by the Dark Lord any more dangerous than a buck that already thinks he can take you on? Can we just stop talking about guns for a second and get some ice cream? And cake? I need cake.