Republican presidential primary leader prefers dying by electrocution to shark attack

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Well I just had a great idea for a new reality TV show!

There’ll only be one episode.

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Loan sharks, mostly.

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Is Buffy busy?

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Don’t forget to burn and salt the remains.

Might want to say a little Latin as well:

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Just call her pager…

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I would really prefer that he passed after a long life in prison, surrounded by his family who are also serving time, and the last words he hears are their expressions of contempt and bitterness.

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Good for warming your hands on a cold night too.

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Surely Florida, no?

I mean, that’s where the fucker lives an’ all…

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The formal procedure was memorably depicted in the documentary film License to Kill

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zl9yu2xvv78

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Sharks With Frickin Laser Beams

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I assume a bucket of chum? He hates sharks for bogarting it all.

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Yeah I got hung up on that line too.
I think the closest this guy can get to immortality is multiple consecutive life sentences.

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OTOH if he gets indicted in Puerto Rico or Guam …

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I’ll just leave this here…

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Cookie Monster Omg GIF

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Given the choice, I would either go for death by elocution or snark attack.

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Those can definitely be performed simultaneously.

Just schedule it with @anon59592690 or @Melizmatic…

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…you rang?

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I’d feel sorry for the shark. It doesn’t deserve to be electrocuted. Given a medal, sure. But not electrocution.

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Those won’t kill you, although I suppose they might make you wish they had.

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