Republican presidential primary leader prefers dying by electrocution to shark attack

If only it were up to me…

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Hamberders & Covfefe.

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It might hurt the shark. And @FloridaManJefe won’t like that. At all.

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It’s not nice to hurt vicious, amoral predators, but in this case, I think we ought to, and not involve any sharks.

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I’d like to think the shark got away after biting him, because yuck.

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Battered flake. That’s one option for the fish in your Fish and Chips

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Trump never watched PIFs in the 70s and 80s then.

I’ll take my chances with the sharks, most of them will leave us alone and if they don’t we have a better chance of survival.

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In this metaphor is Trump supposed to be the battery and Biden the shark?

Neither would be my first choice for president but it is a strange campaign strategy.

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damn right!
leave the sharks alone.
sharks are cool!

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Deal! we’ll get right on it.

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