Almost what I imagine two supermax prison inmates might banter about while sitting side by side on cold stainless steel toilets.
I am picturing 2 stoned HS sophomores hanging out “thinking deep thoughts.” Which are, of course, stupid gibberish. But if you are that ignorant, it feels deep.
I’ll go further, wut thu fuq?!
It’s astounding just how… weird?.. the conservative talk circuit has become. Far less William Buckley, far more Jerry Springer. I suspect Tucker will soon have opposing guests brawling on his show.
Rumble in the Woodshed.
Imagine if Tucker starred in the sequel “Geraldo 2: Nosebreak Bugaloo”!
The third word of the Bible is “beginning”, which implies that time exists.
I keep getting reminded of this bit from “Schroedinger’s Cat” by Robert Anton Wilson:
“‘God’ was their [humans’] name for the hypothetical biggest Alpha-Male-Of-All. Being primates, they could not comprehend how anything could run if there weren’t an alpha male in charge of it.”
“It (god) created eternity”
I’m pretty impressed, he essentially made a statement and a contrary statement all within three words!
Tucker Carlson finally gets a chance to feel smart.
that son of a fucking… [tv dinner] has always felt that he was the smartest in the room.
Narrator: he was not.
Move over Jack Handey, these are the new deep thought leaders.
“I don’t know if his name is really God, Allah,” Tyson remarked. “Who is the first guy that started my bloodline? How did that happen? Was it a dinosaur? Was it one of those aliens that they say were around a couple of million years ago? Who was it?”
They sound like stoners- 10-year-old stoners.
Ah, I gotta go change the…the vagina on a chip is saying it’s been drying forever, I just have to freshen the gestalt. [Side-eyes it.]
We need these postural thought-leaders to make the next chair abuse revolution and stir-fry the pinched nerve staple of discourse.
While hot sauce quietly circulates into the situation, please. Maybe as randomly alcohol-free lager with mescal (it isn’t mescal.)
Also casually mix in aversion therapy if they get a dog whistle out…[doesn’t get the phrase.]
Every episode they test an earthquake bed at the end. Let me just have this Xi Jinping, testing south of Szechuan.
Shittiest remake of the Shawshank Redemption ever.