Reverend says his "spit or swallow" sign was not a sexual reference

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Someone shouted that in a movie theater once during a horror movie preview. I thought that Satan should sit in the front row for that one.

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It does if you stroke it just right! :stuck_out_tongue:

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Yep, we see what you did there…

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The official coffee brand of Donald Trump

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I hope he’s not trying to get the youth back into church

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I wanted to like your post, but I just couldn’t bring myself to ruin this:

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If it were Missouri Synod instead of ELCA I’d doubt the top one too.

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Song of Solomon is sometimes interpreted as the relationship between Christ and the Church. It’s straight up porn though.

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Oh? Is one more conservative than the other? I guess I’m just going off Prairie Home Companion’s depictions of Lutherans. :wink: Honestly, the number of Lutherans around these parts are rather low…

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I’m digging your locker-room banter, folks: keep it “up”…

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