Whereâs Rorschach when you need him?
âRevelers.â
Damn, they got me.
Hebrews 9:27 âJust as man is destined to die once, and after that to face judgment,â [notice how it ends on a comma]
Hebrews 9:28 âso Christ was sacrificed once to take away the sins of many people; and he will appear a second time, not to bear sin, but to bring salvation to those who are waiting for him.â
Way to distort a message of love there, preacherman. If anyone is at ComicCom, please ask him what he thinks of Hebrews 9:28.
Heâs obviously never seen real whores before.
Also, âOfficialâ Street Preachers? Theyâre branding now?
I think the Comic-con attendees should just call over to the barricade and smile and compliment the protesters, like âWow, great costume! You totally nailed the âreligious psychoâ [or âcreepy pedophileâ or âangry moronâ] character! Good work!â And walk away . . . smiling.
I love how the sign ends with âand general heathensâ. You know, just in case you werenât already caught out by being a drunkard, masturbator, fornicator, atheist, abortionist, reveller, sodomite, hypocrite, blasphemer or liar at some point in your life.
Iâve been trying to work out how many of those categories I fit into.
hey preacher dude: We hate most in others that which we fail to see in ourselves.
In other words, you are judging yourself when you judge others.
Try not judging anyone, including yourself, and just try to be a kind and considerate person. Itâs harder than
preaching, but produces better results for yourself and the rest of the world.
So, a bunch of people obsessed with an imaginary world brought to life in a canonical text with supernatural natural elements, obsessed with arcane rules, forgotten bloodlines vaguely defined mythical geographies blurring the lines between their own reality, priorities and goals, and those of the heroes and villains in the texts they obsess overâŚSounds like they should just set up a boothâŚ
I do believe that those are all now census categories.
Is it bad that I see a sign like that and feel like using it as a checklist?
Wait, you go straight to hell just for being a hypocrite? That seems way harsh, and perhaps a bit ironic for an institution that drips in hypocrisy.
Judge not lest ye be judged, preacherman
Jesus said go forth in the world and spread my message but he didnât say be a dick about it.
Is there an 11th commandment? Something along the lines of
Thou shalt not exercise the imagination that God gave you
If one canât get 7 out of 10 before they die - they must have missed some cool things.
/runs down the checklist
Hmmm. 8 out of 10 (Iâm assuming everyone counts as a âGeneral Heathenâ). 9 depending on how loosely one interprets âsodomiteâ.
Iâm doing good so far.
Iâm no biblical scholar, but Iâm pretty sure Jesusâ cross didnât have a handle on it. That dude canât even carry the cross without a shortcut. 3/10 would not attend eternity with him.
Yeah-- if the cross canât support your own weight for three days, it could end up killing someone, possibly you. Be safe.
