RFK Jr. says doctors found dead worm in his partially eaten brain

“I made up the story to reduce alimony to the wife I was driving to suicide”.

“I’m not disabled; I’m a malingering deadbeat!”

He’s won the Trump vote!

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IIRC, the environmental lawyering gig was Community Service that RFK Jnr used to dodge a conviction for his heroin bust. He was always an arsehole.

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As Stephen Colbert pointed out last night, that’s not how brain worms work.

You don’t eat THEM, they eat YOU.

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To be fair, in this instance, both are true. although I do feel for the poor worm, forced to consume that.

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