Robot Rubio repeats same line four times, even after being mocked


#1

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#2

Deja Vu usually means they are making a change in the Matrix.

Good God… Trump is going to win!!!


#3

Let’s with this fiction dispel Barack doesn’t Obama exactly know what he’s doing that he knows what he’s doing.


#4

I dunno, Elrond would look really silly with that hairstyle.

Wow, just saw the candidate introductions. Looks like Rubio wasn’t the only one replaced in the glitch…


#5

To me, it’s more reminiscent of Rick Perry “Can’t remember three things” moment than Howard Dean’s scream.


#6

Robot-Americans would like you to know that Maro Rubio in no way represents robots.
#NotAllRobots


#7

can anyone explain first, what it is that barack obama is doing? and then, what it is that barack obama says that he is doing?

or, at least, what marco rubio says that he, barack obama, is doing? or even what marco rubio says that barack obama is saying that he, barack obama, is doing?


#8

Destroying our country!!!11!!oneoneone!!!eleventyone!!!

Helping our country, which he is totally not doing, in any way, manner, or fashion.


#10

maybe he is using this marge simpson technique.


#11

This post is tagged “Republicans”. Did Beschizza misspell “Replicants”?


#12

Well the Matrix is designed to show the peak of human civilization.


#13

Let’s dispel with this fiction that Marco Rubio doesn’t know what he’s doing. He knows exactly what he’s doing,


#14

On the plus side he’s not backing torture, so there’s that…


#15

“An attack on one faith is an attack on all faiths… We have to reject a politics that seeks to manipulate prejudice or bias, and targets people because of religion.”

  • President Obama, visiting a Baltimore mosque

“Always pitting people against each other… Look at today: he gave a speech at a mosque… It’s this constant pitting people against each other than I can’t stand.”

  • Sen. Marco Rubio

Rubio shows no more understanding of his pre-canned statements and the world around him than a doll with a voice chip. He couldn’t understand the problem with his statement above, let alone pass a Turing test.

That under pressure he’d simply start repeating a pre-canned statement shouldn’t be a surprise.


Microsoft AI chatbot promptly becomes Nazi
#16

Barack Obama would never confuse “dispense with” and “dispel”. Ronald Reagan could memorise his lines, if he was a little confused over Iran and Iraq. But either Rubio employs illiterate PR people or he can’t even remember what they tell him to say.


#17

Why do you robots always have to make it about you?


#18

That’s the best thing ever.It’s like an over-the-top SNL skit, but it’s real.


#19

Oh, robots always have to make it about me?


#20

Dispense, Marco. You don’t “dispel with” fiction, you dispense with it. Come on, you’re not even trying.


#21

–Rarco Mubio