Christie quipped, “there he goes again” … and accidentally trapped the entire GOP platform in an infinitely recursive quantum banality loop.
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Yep. Then he can go on to dispel wisdom about imminent domainians who try to make the pie higher for our nukular sovereignty.
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That’s some awesome Kenyan Jedi Mind trickery Obama is throwing down on the Republicants.
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One month before election day - I’d like Obama to come out and give a speech. In that speech he calls for complete abolishment of corporate income taxes - no taxes on anyone making over 250k a year, 0 capital gains tax, total repeal of all regulations, etc.
Take every republican talking point and say he supports it.
Then sit back and watch their heads explode.
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This is how they program the “Rubio” into Rubio.
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I am going to dispel the fact that Marco Rubio only knows what he’s doing, he knows what he’s not doing as well.
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Benefit of the doubt or not, it was hilarious.
Found a better clip that has the full thing. Seemed like a few of the candidates couldn’t hear the female announcer (oh, there’s some possible jokes there, but I’ll refrain). And then the announcers forget a candidate…
Now I won’t be able to get that image out of my head. We purposefully have our dog trained to wait at outside doors until we confirm it’s ok to pass through, and sometimes when she doesn’t quite hear the okay it’s just like that.
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Our robot overlords are dipleased https://plotagon.com/269404
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It was ambitious of Rubio to trot out his Disneyworld Hall of Presidents animatron when it was still in beta.
— John Hodgman (@hodgman) February 7, 2016
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So…Republican debates always happen on groundhog day?
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If one needs to take a dose of any med (besides perhaps eating a banana) before going on the stage for a debate against a bunch of people saying the same thing for the 4th time in a row, one is probably not qualified to handle the potential for higher-stress incidents as president where one can’t self-medicate first.
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“Why, yes, I am, April! Let’s go now! Ha, ha, ha. Wonderful! Hey, be careful out there. Traffic is nuts on the streets and roads. Terrific! Hey, I’m hungry. Let’s go eat some batteries. I mean, human food.”
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They’d disavow it all as quickly as they did their health care plan (which is essentially what the ACA is). It’s about opposition, not ideas.
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Tell me more about robots always having to make it about you.
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This exists:
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I should have clarified that the first use of the term “robot” for a mechanical worker was in a play by Karel Capek, RUR. The title stands for “Rossum’s Universal Robots” which is written in English. The cast list includes:
RADIUS } Roboti
DAMON }
- }
- } ROBOT
- }
ROBOT PRIMUS
ROBOTKA HELENA
Anybody wanting to relate these to Republican candidates is welcome. But who is robotka Helena?
Whoops. To clarify what I meant: I don’t want to suggest that Rubio does or does not have any sort of mental health (in this case, psychiatric) issues. Forgive my sloppy language use.
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