Ron DeSantis' blasphemous ad explains how God created him 2,000 years ago to save the U.S. (video)

Jesus fucking christ …

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o_0 - so this is a fascist rip off of a speech made by Paul Harvey at an FFA convention. Took a rather touching speech and made it gross.

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Is that like masturbating? Or is it a Holy Trinity thing?

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I didn’t think the DeSantis ad could be more disgusting to me, but now it is. Thanks?

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That say shit runs down hill, but with Ron Death Sentence it never stops, and always seems circle back to land squarely on his face.

Now ain’t that sumpting!

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welp, if MoRon remains governator of this state, i may have to get shitfaced in utter despair.

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Hey, now. Assholes are vital structures, probably responsible for the rise of complex life. MoRon is not vital for anything, and may, indeed, be responsible for the demise of complex life. No comparison at all.

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true dat.
besides- begging a semantic question - if god didn’t already have an asshole, would you or i?

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“Created in our image” asshole and all. :grin: I suspect there is a theological “spiritual not physical image” argument to be made, God being ineffable and all, but deathSantis is just f.

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Um…

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jesus yes GIF

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Heidi Klum Wow GIF by Lifetime

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Yeah, well, I’m never at my best on a Monday either.

Sounds like a plan; need some help with that?

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Ever since Trump, folks on the right seem to think it’s a requirement not only to be as evil and cruel as possible, but to flush every ounce of dignity they have down the toilet too. Even W managed to generate a whisper of gravitas and merely look like an incompetent moron and not an overgrown toddler too stupid to realize they’re exposing their petty insecurities for the entire world to laugh at.

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God can sue for slander, right?

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So God made a fascist?

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Blasphemy indeed!
According to the MAGAts, it is Lord Dampnut that was sent by gawdamighty to Save America.

Too bad there will be hordes of dupes that believe this bullshit.
Lord Dampnut’s reaction should be amusing, though.

And it also indicates that DeSatan intends to rule by the Divine Right of Kings.
{not that he is alone in this, either}
Better hope this fucker gets hit by lightning sooner, rather than later.

ETA:

Don’t feel like the Lone Ranger over there, amigo.
Here in Texas, we have the Trifecta of Assholes running the place, all of whom have very good chances of remaining in office.

Next week will be interesting

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I’m shitfaced in utter despair RIGHT NOW!

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He travels thousands of miles a day? I assumed he hired someone to fly the human trafficking planes but maybe he cheats out and does it himself.

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