So are the many hurricanes that have hit Florida His attempt to flush His mistake that is Ron DeSantis down the toilet?
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Planned paradise? You mean the one he kicked humans out of and bars entry to with a flaming sword?
Seems like Rick is working in the wrong country, at least.
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Don’t you mean Sundays, boychik?
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"And lo! One appeared on his fundament, and God saw that it was good. And from this asshole he brought forth Ron DeSantis and, being the really psycho genociding God of the old testament, God looked up on his feces streaked champion and said “Behold! I am going to hang on to this guy for a long time, completely change my marketing message to one of love and peace, then drop this jerk on them. Maybe then they will finally realize I have no idea what I am doing and leave me the fuck alone”
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Ah, someone got the subtext.
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You misspelled “misogynist speech, given by an avid supporter of J Edgar Hoover and Joseph McCarthy’s anti-communist crusades.”
Also, the Desantis ad is blasphemy.
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Ande sowe, God looked at Version Control Stub Jesus, saw that he woulde conflycte witthe Contract Of Secular Plural Representative Democrassye, and added hye a git rule to redact; bytte in 4800ish years never ran git clean, CI who dis? Lyffte it to Congresse as an exyrcise.
Hyrre, have an Age Of Monsters retreadde and Tribes of Judea plowttehole.
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I honestly think this is my favorite post of yours, ever!
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