Rona alignment chart

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Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2020/04/09/rona-alignment-chart.html

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Where I’m working it’s called “the 'vid”, as in “oop, Bruce got the 'vid. He won’t be in today.”

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i’m assuming “C-19” falls under neutral good.

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“Or ever.”

Everyone, repeat after me: TRUMPVIRUS.

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How about just “the trumps?”

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That’s my fave - like the mumps, only more deadly, stress-inducing, and likely to leave you broke (even if you’re not infected).

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How about COVFEFE-19?

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There must be something consistent going on here with alignment charts, because I land on Chaotic Good with uncanny frequency.

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We have your number, sunshine.

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I prefer “Captain Trumps”

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Mumps, mumps is good. I rather feel “the trumps” makes me think of the “trots”, which is what the mere sight of Orange Anusface makes me feel in my guts.

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I’m also disappointed by the omission of “covfefevirus” and “Captain Trumps.”

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This is the trumpdemic that has exposed and deflated the trumpbubble (Trump stock market bubble.)

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Neutral Good as usual. Although a friend has gotten me to occasionally use the abbreviation CV, but mostly just in text messages.

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Where does “Masque of the Orange Death” fit on this chart?

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I get the same feeling, because that family also ruined pinochle for me…

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Ever had a really bad flu that attacked both your respiratory system and GI track?
One bad cough and suddenly you have Trumped your pants. Worst moment ever.

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I’d think chaotic evil would be “kungflu.”

Note: Do not use that term. People who use it are bad people.

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The Rona, for chaotic evil: “Poor boy’s got The Rona.”

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Rona is a hardware chain here in Canada. I suspect they would prefer that doesn’t become the name for the virus.

I like ‘The Crow 19’ (Corvid 19).

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