If this was the early 20th century, a circus would buy this chicken up and show it off as a “Man killing chicken”.
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Is this the right website to be showing off pictures of your eight inch cock?
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Maybe the rooster needed glasses?
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Fuck them for shooting that bird 
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Poor little guy knew what he was doing… And he was right for doing it
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I’ll never admit that my “Elliott” is more like 6 inches.
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Come now, surely the “Ladykilller Cock” would be a better stagename
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You should join the circus!
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Came to post Herzog’s quote as well.
Speaking of which here’s another human-killing chicken*:
*(I know I know, but still, figuratively)
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Elliott looks like he just got out of the dryer …and was in there involuntarily. No wonder he’s so pissy.
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Yeah, I think looking like a floofy cottonball pissed him off.
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Your son is a teaser of roosters, is he?
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Severing the femoral artery (legs) is an even better way to quickly bleed out than severing the carotid artery. A bit more difficult to get to tho.
Also, chickens may be dumb, but don’t let them smell blood.
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Of course not. Her vascular condition did. She might as well have sliced herself on the barbed wire fence.
The rooster just makes for a funnier headline.
I think he just has guns in both hands in that shot? I don’t know if he was left-handed…
[ETA] and you lot have long since hashed the clearly important issue out already! 
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That is one of my earliest childhood memories, hurting myself on barbed wire.
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Yeah, but the chicks’ meat is five times as tough.
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Even as a school kid you learn you just walk past the tree holding your school bag on your head.
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He may be left-handed but in that scene he’s got the reins in his teeth so he can shoot with both hands.
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The only thing I understand from this post is Maricopa County, and that’s just because I was born there. Can someone translate?
