Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2024/05/17/rudy-giuliani-launches-coffee-brand-including-enjoying-life-variety.html
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If it’s like Rudy, then it can’t be served.
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This is like the civet poop processed Kopi Luwak coffee isn’t it?
Only it’s processed by Rudy not a civit.
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How much is that brand worth? Enough to pay off the judgments against him (the $148 million to the two Georgia election workers?)
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Eeew.
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It certainly doesn’t come with a filter.
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Guess he’s not dead then.
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Isn’t he busy dodging a court summons right now?
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I was expecting Rudy to appear in the ad, but I guess if you’re trying to sell the “health benefits” of a product, you don’t want him appearing on screen to ruin it. (Also, I guess he wouldn’t want to give away his location to the people trying to serve him summons.)
Also, non-GMO coffee? That would be pretty easy to source as there is no GMO coffee being commercially grown…
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Yep. Here, he’s so full of shit, he’s overflowing. 
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I would think a breakfast gin would be more on-brand for him.
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Y’see, this was just the beginning of a long viral marketing campaign. The coffee isn’t meant to be prepared as espresso, french press, or pour-over.
It’s ground for drip.
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To quote a character in Good Morning Vietnam (though I forget which), “I wouldn’t buy an apple from the sonuvabitch.”
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Varieties: 911 Alarm, Orange Unpleasantness, Four Seasons across from the sex shop, Temple Drip…
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Yup.
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