Rudy Giuliani's hair dye drips down head during press conference

Or Shinola from Vitalis.

I’m thinking he saw a zit or a grey spot, and DFT fixed it for him with the Official Magic Sharpie.

Or perhaps he somehow stabbed himself through the head, perhaps using a marshmallow roasting skewer, and that’s his lumpy brown blood.

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Embalming fluid.

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Or whatever that shit was that they used in Phantasm:

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Because he’s got Covid Toes?

:crossed_fingers:

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Dafuq? And here I was thinking my loafers were frumpy…

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I do love a good Phantasm reference… let’s see…

Hm. Looks like Rudy. Checks out.

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One would have to watch the film, After the Fox (with Victor Mature playing a near-to-has-been celebrity, desperately clinging to some image of youth, with his use of shoe polish later discovered. Hm.)

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Fuck propriety. This is Karma. Payback for criticism of President Obama for wearing a tan suit during a news conference.

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Isnt he the poor guy who got killed on set by helicopter blades?

(Sorry, too lazy to look it up.)

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That was Vic Morrow. Also killed was the Asian child he was running with.

Correction: There were two children.

John Landis wanted bigger explosion. F-asshole.

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Ah right, thanks.

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Watch After the Fox. A hilarious classic.

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Well, I knew I would regret that, but I clicked anyway. No one to blame but myself.
If anyone’s looking to lose weight, scrolling through those photos anytime you start feeling peckish will definitely squelch your appetite. Ewww.

Vic Morrow was best known from the TV show Combat! They have been rerunning it on Saturdays on a standard def cable channel in my area.

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Came here for this

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Shit stigmata, it’s a sign!

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Favorite shampoo of Marie Antoinette!

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