Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2019/01/17/trump-lawyer-rudolph-giuliani.html
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Rudy may actually be telling the truth for a change.
No, really. RUDY may not have denied collusion. Trump is something else again[1], right?
[1] Boy, HOWDY! ain’t he?
AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!
That’s it, I’m outta here.
So Rudy’s big legal defense move is there was a massive amount of incompetence in the Trump campaign and administration? That’s going to be an extremely difficult pill for Donald to swallow.
Next they’ll be saying Trump had nothing to do with the Trump Campaign.
In the grand scheme of things, these momentary TV spots pretty much mean nothing at this point. Trump is toast, and he is probably stupid enough to not even realize it.
Seems like we are headed to a spot where there is effectively no acting president, just a petulant man child doing everything he can to avoid wearing an ankle bracelet.
I’m of the opinion that the reason it’s hard to envision and end to Trump isn’t because he’s unstoppable, but because the likely ending is going to be so bad that the public lacks the creativity to envision what it will look like.
Actually, Donald Trump isn’t even Donald Trump and has never met him.
It’s not that kind of pill. You don’t swallow it.
Donnie actually believes that those Gazprom shares Putin told him his caterer was holding in trust for him will actually be his when Donnie leaves office.
Great deals!
Further evidence that Trump is a Russian spy: Overt collusion with well-known Russian asset Bibi Netanyahu, according to no less a source than Boing Boing:
Or maybe he’s a Russian and Israeli agent? Two paychecks are better than one, after all.
You may jest, but that’s the way it seems to be heading.
(Those are meant to be flags. Click through to read the tweet on Twitter.)
What I want to know is why Giuliani would even dignify “fake news” CNN / enemy-of-the-people by granting an interview?
“We never denied collusion, but this is all fake news so we did coll- we did not, I mean, Donald Trump did not deny not colluding, are you following me here?”
Maybe Trump can have a meeting with May talking about how work as a leader sucks?
This comes to mind whenever Giuliani is brought up…
Snake Charmer comes in second.
I’m already looking forward to 2021 when the next POTUS’ job will be quietly cleaning up the mess that this swamp draining has created.
The winning campaign slogan? "I can fix this"