Russia: Nearly nude Putin dips in icy pool to celebrate Orthodox Epiphany in manly-man tradition

oh man i nearly forgot this article… priceless

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At the end of the video clip of him in the water he submerges his head.

link? (ETA: Just found it)

I did read the anecdote of the arm wrestling match he got into with:

The guy Putin wrecked in arm wrestling? Over a foot taller, I believe. Much larger.

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was so wanting Pussy Riot to jump in screaming w some FEMEN during that church scene…

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behold

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Yeah, he’s bigger there. Also gotta realize, strength does not necessarily equal mass.

I can’t say that enough. Some people don’t know this. You can be totally ripped without being particularly strong (relative to how you look), and you can be crazy strong for how relatively normal you look.

Case in point: Bruce lee in his few films doesn’t look all that cut. He looks fit, until he flexes and then holy fucking god.

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I mean, holy shit, he looks like he can glide with those wings.

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You know what happened after Mao went swimming?

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No wonder Andrew Jackson is looking so disgusted in the background.

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Off topic, but I never realized until now what tiny, tiny hands Reagan had…

His name is almost an anagram for ‘pinup’

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And he rules the largest rust-empire in the world.

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Kylo’s let himself go a little. (I wish I were better at photoshop)

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Nearly nude, sure. But everyone knows Putin is a never nude.

You’re picturing jean shorts now.

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I give Rasputin just a few more points for style, but dock him several for not emerging alive, so Putin still has the edge.

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Ras Putin would have gotten out, but he was weighted down by those dreads.

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What a tool.

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