Sarah Palin endorses Donald Trump

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Found this on Jezebel, I think, in a comment. Sums it all up nicely.

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Well, she’s correct in this; Paul Revere was indeed warning British people that they were about to be attacked by the soldiers of an unpopular German king. They didn’t stop being British until somewhat later.

A majority in Britain at the time supported the colonials in their bid for freedom. Isn’t Trump of Dutch or German descent, though, as well as Irish? Just another foreigner trying to oppress people of British descent.

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It was a stupid move for the Caliente Canuck. It allowed Trump to invoke 9/11 and make Cruz look like an asshole.

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Time for Palin to return to MILF porn under an assumed name. Her son just got into a mess of trouble and she’s got legal bills to pay.

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Palin is emblematic of a lot of what’s wrong with american politics, but I don’t believe we’d be talking about a male politician like this. Can we all (not just you) ramp down the sexist stuff a bit?

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Frankly, I really don’t give two fucks what Palin and her family are thinking or doing. The sooner they crawl back into oblivion, the better. The fact that the media (including Boing Boing now) is continuing to pay attention to what that idiot does means that her unbearable infamy has gotten all that much longer. We don’t need to reward her for opening her pie hole and letting the fruit salad spill out. I’ve already spent too much time thinking about her just to write this. If the earth opened up and swallowed her (and Trump for that matter) in a sinkhole, we’d all be better off. And frankly, if there were a God, he’d have already done it.

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But it’s just “KROKODIL” dressed up in a pants-suit and lipstick.

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Are you kidding?

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Go back to porn? which male politician gets that?

ETA: I can’t find the other comment that was bothering me now. Something about masturbating to Palin rather than Hillary Clinton

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I believe Mayor Rob Ford got rightly roasted rather rudely.
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And Bill Clinton.
Lyndon B. Johnson.
off the top of my head.

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I find it hard to believe that anyone has ever claimed that Rob Ford or LBJ should be valued primarily as sex objects. Bill Clinton. . . maybe?

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We’re not talking about being valued as sex objects. We’re talking about sexualized slurs. That’s not gender specific.
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The slurs against her intelligence are a lot funnier though.

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It’s in the “phone booths converted to masturbation booths” thread, in which the choice of Palin vs. Clinton was reduced to who they’d rather rub one out to.

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Tony the Weiner?

I agree, but I’m also torn – if BB weren’t paying attention to her, you wouldn’t have shared with us that splendid sentence.

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Except there really is a series of porn films from a semi Palin lookalike which capitalizes on her image. I didn’t think that one up. But I was more than willing to crack wise in reference to them.

Just to show I am not a complete pig, I will go on to say that if Donald Trump had a sex tape he would be using it as a campaign fundraiser. Given the hotness of his various ex-wives in their prime, I would probably torrent it.

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It’s been said that Mitt Romney was chosen in the primaries largely because he appealed to women. He’s sturdy, durable and apparently battery operated.

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Is he easier to clean up after than Santorum?

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Pizza with a fork?!?!?! Barbarians!

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So is Palin some sort of neo-redneck beat poet?

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