Sassy Trump apologizes

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Just when I was getting tired of these, he takes it to the next level!

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tired of these

NEVAR!

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Rumor mill says that the campaign wanted Melania to publicly stand by his side in this video as the “understanding wife” prop that’s become a standard in these kinds of scandals, but she wanted none of it.

I honestly think we’re likely to see Melania seek a separation, if not a divorce, soon after this circus is over.

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No problem! Trump will just demonstrate to the court he is indigent, pay no alimony, and marry the babysitter.

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That seems out of character for him. You FUCK the babysitter, you don’t MARRY them. That’s what mail-order models are for.

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Wait, he’s got a babysitter who’s not a model? How did that happen?

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She’s 36 now, so she missed the “Trump dating age acceptability” window.

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