Scenes from the inauguration of President Zuckerberg

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Wow. This story made me feel simultaneously acutely uncomfortable and optimistic. I’m going to be mulling this one for a while.


Crickets… I wonder if anybody I forgot about from high school is getting married? What does my dad’s best friend from college think about the president? Why do porn sites have a ‘Share to Facebook’ button? Who watches porn and thinks, ‘You know who’d really enjoy this? My family and friends.’ It’s raining outside. I should go update and alert all my friends on Facebook who don’t own a window.


I really enjoyed this story.

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yeah Zuckerberg, that’s gotta be the worst! Can anyone even conceive a worse possible choice for President is what I’m saying.

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