SCIENCE! Louder monkeys have smaller balls

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But correlation does not imply causation.

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“Turn your head and hoot as loudly as possible.”

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So… politicians and political pundits…

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I knew it! I KNEW IT! I FUCKING KNEW IT

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There’s a way to tell with humans as well…

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I have definitely noticed this! Every time I shout, my balls shrink just a little bit more. And every time I whisper, they grow!

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Any correlation to the size or number of firearms the monkeys own?

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Pretty sure there’s a gamergate correlation to be made here…

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Read the headline and immediately thought of detuned Honda civics and Harley Davidsons

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You know, I saw a pair of those that blinked with the turn signals.

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I’m terribly conflicted at the thought of that.

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It was just dark and I couldn’t believe what I’d seen, and I sort of giggled with a combination of joy and revulsion the rest of the way home…

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