SCIENCE! Louder monkeys have smaller balls


#1

[Read the post]


#2

But correlation does not imply causation.


#3

“Turn your head and hoot as loudly as possible.”


#4

So… politicians and political pundits…


#5


#6


#7


#8


#9

I knew it! I KNEW IT! I FUCKING KNEW IT


#10

There’s a way to tell with humans as well…


#11

I have definitely noticed this! Every time I shout, my balls shrink just a little bit more. And every time I whisper, they grow!


#12

Any correlation to the size or number of firearms the monkeys own?


#13

Pretty sure there’s a gamergate correlation to be made here…


#14

Read the headline and immediately thought of detuned Honda civics and Harley Davidsons


#15

You know, I saw a pair of those that blinked with the turn signals.


#16

I’m terribly conflicted at the thought of that.


#17

It was just dark and I couldn’t believe what I’d seen, and I sort of giggled with a combination of joy and revulsion the rest of the way home…


#18

This topic was automatically closed after 5 days. New replies are no longer allowed.