Exhibit 1: yachts
Um, the prosecution rests, your honor.
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I sure hope so, but given the surplus of stupid that seems to be leaking out all over everything, ya gotta double check.
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I’m sure a protracted court case over Scott Dilbert being called the Louis Farrakhan of incel white nationalists will in no way cause their to be any strong association of Scott Dilbert with being the Louis Farrakhan of incel white nationalists. When he is victorious, he will forever be known as Scott Dilbert, who is NOT the Louis Farrakhan of incel white nationalists.
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Luxury cars are the fastest to depreciate. In fact, luxury goods in general tend to be infamous for quick loss of value…
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Fair way to think about it.
No one is ever “owed” anyone else’s time or attention; just like respect and wisdom, it needs to be earned.
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I like beaches, but the news about the Indian Ocean tsunami in 2004 was really disturbing
Like, water can just get mad and eat everybody
Even if global warming didn’t exist it would still be a problem
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That’s absolutely what he was saying in the beginning; he was impressed by Trump’s persuasiveness and was excited to support someone nobody thought would win, more out of petty obstinance than anything – eagerness to be proved right. And then when Trump won, he seemingly went down a rabbit-hole of Trumpism, to the point where he’s now one of his go-to defenders and is actively proclaiming that Trump didn’t say the things he actually said and that liberals are just under a sort of mass hallucination caused by the media.
I don’t care.
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I remember watching that while pregnant and being horrified by the sheer destructive capacity.
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Somewhere Barbara Streisand’s ears are burning
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I wonder if, when he began the strip, Adams’ “troubled” mind knew subconsciously that an anagram of Dilbert is “tribled”?
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Anyone else just skimming this thread for the “welcome so-and-so” flag, because any such new user is likely to be Adams himself?
I used to really like the guy. Bought several of his books and everything. Then Trump happened and I realized Adams was truly a piece of human crap.
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Yes, the difference between the two is astounding. Not only is XKCD the smarter, nerdier of the two, it’s also exquisitely artful in a way that Adams could never have even attempted with Dilbert. And that artfulness is often expressed through true nerdistry.
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Christ what an incel
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It’s sad when people live long enough to become their own parody account.
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I know a few people with beach houses, this covers all of them.
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OMG… so stealing that. Well done sir/madam/hivemind/etc well done!
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Visit the world-famous Southernmost Concrete Object!
Near that site I once saw a brave chicken try to chase motor vehicles away from her chicks
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https://dilbert.com/strip/2019-09-22
The first few times Adams did this comic, I figured that maybe it was Dilbert that didn’t get it, as the character was portrayed as clueless on that subject. After seeing the nth variation of it, I don’t think that it’s Dilbert.
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his own house isn’t exactly on the beach
so i guess he’s neither rich nor smart
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Is it a coincidence that KKK has titles like “Master Wizard”?
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