Yes he does, but are the lawyers housetrained?
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I’d say they are attack trained.
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Ease up on the attacks on his appearance. I think that’s below the belt and I think it reflects poorly on you, Cory.
But Trump’s plans – building massive, squalid timeshare units
Really? His plans including building squalid units? Like that might be in the slide deck he shows to investors?
We definitely don’t want to go there!
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And most other primates as well
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that doesn’t even make sense. Cory shouldn’t make slights against Trumps appearance to you or you will see Cory’s appearance as slighted? How are you, in saying so, setting yourself apart from either of them, as you see them?
“I don’t like appearance based slights” is your point? Be the change you wish to speak, I say. I don’t like people using the tools they want others to set down.
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Not to mention canines, felines, ungulates, mustellids, etc…
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Let’s hope Scotland stands up to him. Someone needs to.
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His main problem in Scotland, though, is likely to be none of these, but Culicoides impunctatus, midge the small but deadly real reason behind the Highland Clearances.
I know we mustn’t criticise Trump’s appearance, but those jowls must be an extremely tempting target.
Most lawyers are, but they deposit writs instead of shits.
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In assuming he can do that, he’s nowhere near as wrong as he ought to be. Since the eighties we’ve been exhorting businesses to set their moral compasses to literal Satanism, and yet somehow we’re baffled every time Turmp or Uber or Martin Skeksis does exactly that.
It’s the cognitive dissonance that lets it happen. Turmp gets his way by being an unremitting, conscienceless piece of shit – but we can’t bear to believe the world could work like that – so every piece of evidence must be reinterpreted as an error, or “three-dimensional chess”, or part of some hidden conspiracy that would make sense of it. That’s, like, the New York Times’s full-time mission now.
We’re all great at ferreting out evil done in secret (whether real or imagined), but apparently we’re incapable of spotting evil done in broad daylight. I can’t help feeling this is exactly what the political right has been working towards my whole life.
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exactly - he got religion on this approach after he bungled his way through his Atlantic City casino.
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The best outcome of his presidency would be for it to poison all of his other business. Sweet karma, please visit upon him…
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He’s proud of his Scottish heritage through his mother, but he hasn’t seemed to have realised that most of Scotland hates him.
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Ordinarily I would agree with you, but Little Donnie Diaperpants has made so many nasty remarks on other people’s appearance that he gets the exception, the little toad-faced, shit-for-hair fuckwad.
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Right; Trump’s image is probably being reflected off his shiny belt onto Cory, and not from something below that belt, unless maybe he’s wearing shiny gold trousers. But Cory should start wearing retroreflective clothing, to make such reflections less poor.
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I imagine that your imagination accurately reflects his imagination about the other ones imagination. Surely with one or two more degrees of separation and we can blame it on Kevin Bacon, I imagine.
He’s a shit fucked crap gibbon tosser.
Probably a Campbell, amirite?
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No, MacLeod of Lewis and Raasay.
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