Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2020/09/02/seal-donut.html
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- The seal in neutrally buoyant.
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When I was a wee lad, I imagined a future full of jetpacks and floating skyscrapers. It’s 40 years later on and I don’t have a flying car or a home in the clouds, but I could have a levitating seal donut and that may be good enough.
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- Experimental genetically modified seals who are keen on looping around a common pivot point. Attach some copper wire and magnets, and we’re looking a a new clean energy source!
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Clean? Have you seen seal poop?
Note: I’d buy a vehicle that was powered by seals.
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I’m betting that tank has the same sort of industrial pumps and filters used on the Playboy Mansion hot tub.
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I, for one, welcome our new levitating psychokinetic seal overlords. All hail seal lords! Arf! Arf! Arf!
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It’s been done.
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The seal’s blood has been replaced with rheomagnetic fluid. Very strong magnets are used to rotate the seal.
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The center is a microblack hole. The seal is at the event horizon orbiting at the speed of light. Seal poop is actually spaghettified seal.
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- This is a visual explainer for Tenet.
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Did anyone else “of a certain age” look at this picture and immediately hear the Superfriends theme music and Aquaman’s telepathy sound effect in their head?
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And subjectively cute. 
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Explains “Krispy Kreme” recipe.
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Cream filled or bust. 
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And that leads me to the only right answer: the seal is cake.
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But that would mean then that the seal is a lie and that is not a world I want to live in.
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I believe various mad scientists have been trying retrieve samples of that water for biological weapons research.
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