Sean Spicer expected to leave post

The real tragedy is that Melissa McCarthy will no longer be doing her wonderful Spicer parody.

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Guess the rats are …(no wait, rats are clever and cute) Guess the slimy opportunists are leaving the sinking ship.
Good.

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If you can’t recognize why the press being iced out of the White House is an objectively bad thing, then I’m not sure what I can say to convince you otherwise.

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Shifting the conversation to personal appearance seems like a…bit of a strategic misstep…for Mr. Bannon.

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It’s like Grimace telling the Hamburgler that he looks funny.

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like? is.

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What happened to batshit crazy Katrina Pierson and her oh-so-classy bullet necklaces? Before the election you couldn’t move for her appearing on telly to the sound of cuckoo. She’s just the sort of well-balanced, nuanced communicator the White House needs right now.

Either that or Oscar the Grouch, but he’s probably out because Kushner owns his rent-controlled garbage can.

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Why would you think I can’t recognize it’s a bad thing?

Nah, even Oscar doesn’t like Donald. And his trash can is apparently government property, which is the only thing that saved Sesame Street from becoming the site of Grump Tower.

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I’d’ve said Barney Rubble.

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