Second presidential debate to be virtual; Trump says he won't turn up

On Channel 4 Boris Johnson was replaced with a melting ice sculpture (it was the leaders’ ‘climate debate’ during the last election).

On balance, I think the tub of lard would best represent the gasping gaslighter.

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Trump is likely in no fit state to debate anyway, so this is a convenient out for him.

When I realized he’d be coming down off the steroids then - and probably still feeling like crap from the covid, I was really, really looking forward to him trying to have a debate, while trying not to fall over. Of course that was never going to happen, so any excuse he could grab to not be there, actually or virtually…

Yeah, all signs point to it. Everyone who knows him is worried.

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Make America Mоist Again?

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How did you get this past the filters??

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Моist

What filter?

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Four words: dodecatuple secret unobtanium account.

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Also mоist.

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Shush!

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Skating close to the edge, but I’ll allow it. :wink:

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I’d suggest this “episode” with Trump dressed as Max, especially the ending.

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Now we’ll all have to stand in the tea chest. Again.

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There’s nothing wrong with certain things being moist, like baked goods…

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This right here. He must understand, at some reptilian hindbrain level, that bullying and intimidation are the only things he’s ever had a talent for. Having to argue the facts in a format where he can’t talk over his opponent? It’s blindingly obvious why he wouldn’t go for that.

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There. Back on track.

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