See a fantastically strange red seadragon on video for the first time


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Originally published at: http://boingboing.net/2017/01/19/see-a-fantastically-strange-re.html


#2

What does it taste like and will it help my willy get hard?


#3

It tastes like the inside of a busy truck-stop toilet that hasn’t been cleaned in three months.

Well, your willy will become petrified for about 5 minutes, then it’ll fall off, shattering into a million teeny tiny pieces as it hits the floor. Enjoy!


#4

Consult a doctor if it continues shattering for more than four hours.

Also any mention of the seahorse makes this obligatory:


#5

Not much different than @OtherMichael’s Special Chile recipe… Wait a minute, I think that I finally discovered his secret ingredient.

That’s far more than I could have hoped for!


#6

Ummm, isn’t that standard for all Seadragons/Seahorses?


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Atari found this years ago:


#9

Wow, it can grasp things with its tail? Uh, yeah! I would kind of expect that of a sea DRAGON, as even a sea HORSE can do that. Pretty sure dragon beats horse, people.


#10

It tastes like fish and probably not.

Depends on how organized they are.


#11

But does it breath fire?


#12

Their next amazing discovery will be a pregnant male red seadragon.


#13

Only after consuming the previously mentioned Chili…


#14

Clearly a miniature aquatic camel / kangaroo hybrid disguising itself as a species of sea-dragon.


#15

The bony little buggers are far too valuable as willy-hardeners in Traditional Chinese Scamming to even think about their flavour. And as they get rarer, the price goes up, so more incentive to strip-mine the reefs for the last of them.


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