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What does it taste like and will it help my willy get hard?
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It tastes like the inside of a busy truck-stop toilet that hasn’t been cleaned in three months.
Well, your willy will become petrified for about 5 minutes, then it’ll fall off, shattering into a million teeny tiny pieces as it hits the floor. Enjoy!
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Consult a doctor if it continues shattering for more than four hours.
Also any mention of the seahorse makes this obligatory:
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Not much different than @OtherMichael’s Special Chile recipe… Wait a minute, I think that I finally discovered his secret ingredient.
That’s far more than I could have hoped for!
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Ummm, isn’t that standard for all Seadragons/Seahorses?
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Wow, it can grasp things with its tail? Uh, yeah! I would kind of expect that of a sea DRAGON, as even a sea HORSE can do that. Pretty sure dragon beats horse, people.
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It tastes like fish and probably not.
Depends on how organized they are.
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But does it breath fire?
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Their next amazing discovery will be a pregnant male red seadragon.
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Only after consuming the previously mentioned Chili…
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Clearly a miniature aquatic camel / kangaroo hybrid disguising itself as a species of sea-dragon.
The bony little buggers are far too valuable as willy-hardeners in Traditional Chinese Scamming to even think about their flavour. And as they get rarer, the price goes up, so more incentive to strip-mine the reefs for the last of them.
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